Where's OUR Bathhouse?: A Bitter Woman Investigates the Greatest Male Luxury Ever Invented, (Paperback)

<p><strong>WHY DO MEN GET SECRET STEAM KINGDOMS... AND WOMEN GET BRUNCH?</strong></p><p>That's the question Alicia Beverly asks after discovering gay men have bathhouses: mysterious, private spaces full of steam, silence, snacks, and the radical luxury of being left alone.</p><p>Meanwhile women are drowning in: </p><ul><li>group chats</li><li>emotional labor</li><li>fake self-care culture</li><li>networking disguised as healing</li><li>and overpriced "wellness" experiences that somehow create MORE stress.</li></ul><p>So naturally, one angry, hilarious woman launches an investigation.</p><p>Where's OUR Bathhouse? is a savage, laugh-out-loud satire about modern burnout, female exhaustion, boundaries, and the deeply offensive realization that men may have accidentally figured out relaxation better.</p><p>Inside this ridiculous masterpiece: </p><p>&amp;#10004; Why brunch is emotional warfare</p><p>&amp;#10004; Why women's "self-care" is suspiciously exhausting</p><p>&amp;#10004; The failed attempt to create a women's bathhouse</p><p>&amp;#10004; Why silence has become the ultimate luxury</p><p>&amp;#10004; A manifesto for protecting your peace like your life depends on it</p><p>Perfect for fans of savage humor, social commentary, women's satire, and books that make you laugh in public like a lunatic.</p><p>Because honestly?</p><p>You don't need another candle.</p><p>You need a damn towel.</p><p></p>

• Where's OUR Bathhouse?: A Bitter Woman Investigates the Greatest Male Luxury Ever Invented, (Paperback)
• Author: Onni
• ISBN: 9798256021788
• Format: Paperback
• Publication Date: 2026-05-01
• Page Count: 122